December 2009
5 posts
“cancel my prostate exam Betty… im going clubin’ ” i dont...”
November 2009
16 posts
promp
stell, its andreswicex my skype name haha even on tumbrl im tellin you
short story with tragic ending
the hunger for the chocolate goodness came over me, the jar of nutella looked at me in pain. it wanted to be eaten it hungered for my touch, its cries for me to caress its insides and take the inner filling overwhelmed me. I approached her slowly caressing the lid over the jar while my beloved sat and watched television not knowing of my sin in that kitchen. i removed the lid and went forth...
“Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I’m a fuckin’ squirrel!”
– Eddie Izzard
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to...”
– Henny Youngman
“Abbreviations are damaging the English language day by day. if you don’t...”
– Anonymous
A little something about the birds and the bees
When i was a wee lad at the age of 14 my father sat me down to give me “the talk” on the responsibility that was bestowed on me by puberty.
he started like this:
“mijo, in this age where your body is chaining and you are blossoming into a young handsom man you start to feel strange urges towards girls around you…
this as you will find out is common in young men, and as...
“I am an ingenious mind or stupidity at its best”
– Anonymous
“As i laid there in the comfort of my bed looking up at the sky i wondered...”
– Anonymous
random thoughts...XD
It’s funny how inspiration comes in the weirdest of times and most of those times you have nothing to draw with or write on and in a second it fades from your memory.
I think the best time where you can get a good idea is when your in the bathroom. your doing your business and you find the best ideas for anything. But when you leave your “throne of solitude” you lose your train...
“There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is...”
– Salvador Dali
